Hey, Subaru fans! You love your Subarus, don’t you? You know you do! But not as much as this guy. Here is an ode (more like a love song) to the boxer-engined Japanese product.
The lyrics are cringe-worthy and must have been penned in what, 38 seconds flat (or the time it takes a Subaru to accelerate from zero to crashing into a fence, haha!)